You & I

Thursday, October 22, 2009

@ 6:42:00 PM

Coach hines : Ok everybody hold the work out, hold it out ok. Listen u jack knobs, I found this cherry ring pop, which is delicious by the way, and this steriod syringe in the shower which means one of u chuggernuts in here is juicin. And were not leavin here untill i find out who.

Yamanashi : It wasnt me coach, i would never....

Coach hines : O gee really o really yamanashi really? It wasnt u? U didnt do it? I never wouldve thought it wasnt u yamanashi coz of ur potato dumpling drunk buddha body. Thanks for the update yamanashi, nobody thought it was u in the first place. If u didnt want so much attention, u wouldnt waste all my time yamanashi, im already sick of it!!! Coz im SICK OF IT!!! HACKYJAWS FRONT AND CENTRE!!! Whats this going on here is this donuts or are u dopin son?

Hackyjaws : Well my parents are seperating so ive been stress eating mostly cheese fries and my own hair.

Coach hines : Ok were gonna see about that, i want u to fill this cup up with ur fluids pronto ok?

Hackyjaws : Er....masturbation is a sin....

Coach hines : God for petes peppers son, im talking abt wanting a shot at ur lemonade not ur man gravvy...now...u get back in that can and u fill this cup or i will take this whistle and wrap it around ur tentmaker and squeeze it out myself. Sumthin funny to u yamanashi?

Yamanashi : U called his ding ding a tent maker...heheheheheh

Hackyjaws : Coach...

Coach hines : Yea?

Hackyjaws: I cant make the pee come out...

Coach hines : Son of a mothers lover...u tell that to the nurse squatjob...ur gonna get in there rite now and ur gonna fill this cup up with ur pee or i swear to god in heaven imma stick a fire hose inside of u and ur gonna have pee comin out of holes u didnt noe u had...

Hackyjaws : I think im starting to pee now...

Coach hines : Ok...Now....u guys in this room have any freakin idea at all wad stacking can do to ur body? Look at that...thats Karim Abdul Jabbar right there...WAD R U LAUGHIN AT YAMANASHI? I AM SICK OF IT!!!! IM GONNA PUT A WHOLE DIXON-TICONDEROGA FACTORY IN UR NECK!!! Now listen up everybody listen up or im cuttin ur ears of with shears. WHAT R U LAUGHIN AT HANLEY? I SWEAR THIS CHALK IS GOING UP UR NOSE AND OUT UR FINGERS AND THATS IMPOSSIBLE...now back to my science lesson...u start taking steroids this is wads gonna go down...ur face is gonna turn into hipskidipdedildlydipdedip pizza factory...ur backs gonna look like the Noralls, the Himalayas, the Alps and the Rockies are making love...then in the front here where ur bee bites are ur gonna get some big supple delicious jennifer love hewitts going and i mean supple like theres loadsomes in there and their bbbeeeaauutttifffuuulll like this and it wouldnt be lob-sided like i made em here theyd be perfect, theyd be perky like this, like u noe this little nipples on there hhhuuuuulllhhuulllllll~~~and we have as it goes down here to the waist band u start getting flabsters around here...then it goes down to ur cobblers around here ok...and then wad happens it is INVERTS itself..until it turns into ur very own lady smith black mambazo.

Hackyjaws : Coach...

Coach hines : Yea?

Hackyjaws : Im done...

Coach hines : U did it...*smell the pee....smells it again...drink a sip...gargle it...spits it* Theyre clean...and lay off of the experities....Now...wads it gonna be gentlemen...huh? Am i gonna have to test every single one of u guys? Or somebody around here is gonna man up and own up to wad happen? Huh? Wad do u wan colemez?

Colemez : Its me er...im the kid whos been juicin...

Coach hines : Son of a gun, yamanashi ur suspended...

Yamanashi : Me? Y me? I would never take steroids...

Coach hines : Listen to me...we gotta have somebody take the fall for colemez...

Yamanashi : why~~~

Coach hines : Becoz.....ughhhh tune in tokyo im gonna urrrggghhh....now unless u forget, hes the guy that took us to wrestling nationals last year aft he killed that kid in state finals. Jeepers now would u fill up this cup rite here...im already sick of it...and get a sample so we can give it to colemez ok?

Some random guy : That cups way too big coach, he needs a thimble.

Coach hines : U zip it and u secure it rite now!!!

Yamanashi : SECURE IT!!!

Coach hines : Yamanashi get outta here or im gonna set u on fire! Now get back to work ok?

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